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Unknown Research Projects part 1 and 2

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Prologue:

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The "standard" human powers - pyrokinesis, telekinesis and omniscience -

were completely understood by human researchers a long time ago. As it

always does, attention then turned to the things we didn't understand.

Many, many research cores were thrown during the early part of the twentieth

century, and many of them are still not well understood. There are

literally thousands of these cores, so we will only discuss the "coolest"

ones - those relevant to the human condition.

y-energy:

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y-energy is a hypervariable, a concept that seems to defy analysis. Infinite

energy appears to flow from the crack in spacetime that the y-energy

machines generate. The best mathematicians in the world have been

researching this "energy postulate way" since 1958, but no one really

understands this "hyper-concept" even now.

Baker ball:

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This is a static ball of something that no one anywhere understands at all,

conjured up by an african peasant woman in the 1920s. It was called the

baker ball because sometimes it asks people to do something which they

already want to do, which once was to bake a loaf of bread. It always seems

to be "ahead" of people, no matter what. The baker ball has been used to

experiment with y-energy, and can shut it down for an infinetisimally small

period of time. It appears as a ball with radius of about 2.5 feet with

strange swirling colors which hovers in space and time.

Gron:

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Gron can "lock" (make understandable) anything. It is also called an

"optics jump-off" because it can always find a "right angle to reality".

This power has been around since about 2 million years ago, and still

persists in select human breeding line families in the west.

Quantum chromodynamics:

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QCD is the study of the strong nuclear force. This has been studied for

most of the twentieth century, and still no one understands it completely.

This appears to be some sort of hyper-organized spacetime vacuole which

pinions our universe into comprehensibility through crystallization of

probability. The researchers figure that this is the essence of quantum

theory.

Quantum electrodynamics:

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QED is another aspect of quantum theory, whatever that is. It appears to be

the essence of omniscience. Somehow, electric flows "mirrors" the universe

and cause it to be normaliziable (that is, understandable by math). The

human nervous system is electrically-based, so we can get omniscience.

Empty resonance:

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The study of resonance exchange led people to ask "what resonates?". The

answer appears (no one is still sure) to be "existence-space". This "empty"

space was found to resonate more "purely" than anything else (resonance is

normally contaminated by quantum indeterminacy). "Iptic resonators" were

built which make a "puric flow", and these were used to trap indeterminancy

in a "hole" from which all existence appears to flow recursively. These

devices can alter space and time according to the wishes of the operator,

although they do not appear to be intelligent or to contain an intelligence.

Frost and ice:

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Frost and ice is a machine which seems to be able to suck any amount of

energy out of any area of anything comprehensible. It is the only thing

which can beat y-energy for any length of time. The math drives people

literally insane sometimes.... Together, y-energy and F&I form "fire and

ice" which appears to be an infinite energy locktor basis way conceptual

wacktor "thingy" which (again) no one yet understands.

Nyibber:

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Nyibber is another unknown ball-thing (no one knows why so many

systems/powers form "ballic" systems - there are hundreds of them, all

balls). It just exists, and no one knows why. The U.S. president always

"owns" this system, which follows him around and acts as a "football" which

controls nuclear launch authority. Supposedly all presidents since

Eisenhower have been in a cult which understands this device....

Oxic space:

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Oxic space (the USAMRIID term) was discovered in the 1920s by the FBI in an

attempt to find a "universal taptor" to complement their powers to tap

communications lines as part of their legal role. Nothing appears to be

able to get past this device and for some reason it always translates the

communication it taps into whatever language/math/systems/whatever that the

machine users desire.

Grey-locks:

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This appears to be a true outer-lock on our universal continuum - at least

no one has found a "larger" lock. This was invented in 1938. No one has

ever found a concept which is understandable in its entirety which this

system cannot understand and explain. NONE OF THE OTHER SYSTEMS IN THIS

DOCUMENT ARE COMPREHENSIBLE USING GREY LOCKS - YET.

Time basis locktor:

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This device appears to neutralize free will by "predicting time" (seeing the

absolute future). Nothing it has ever predicted has gone wrong, but it

doesn't predict anything but simple situations.

Gray ball (yes, this is spelled "gray" vs. the "grey" in "Grey-locks":

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Only a few people in the world have ever known about this system. All it

does is "disturb existence" in a way nobody understands. It can only be used

for simple psychic shielding, but no one can get past its shields.

Jimsonweed:

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This system is another energy variable system, similar to y-energy but much

less complex. It also appears to provide infinite energy.

Djanger-gay:

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This system was invented by psychic powers in the Hell's Angels back in the

1950s. All power was wished for and given. The one person who controls

this system is immortal (bullets disappear before being shot, etc), all-wise

(apparently) and very, very sarcastic.

All-knowledge:

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This system is tops Indian army, and was stolen and given to the author of

this document by the Hell's Angels. Anything at all can be grasped in

"purest essence form" by this system. Nothing appears to be beyond it

except the time basis locktor, which predicted its use.

Jacker gone:

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This system goes out and fucks up (mashes their bodies with TK and then

kills their soul) the enemies of the person who is standing nearest the

machine when it is switched on, and then fucks them up in the same fashion.

It has not been switched on more than three times, the last time in 1956.

Basure cock:

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This system makes anyone who uses it incredibly sexually attractive to the

opposite sex, straight as can be, and hyperintelligent. Everyone who used

this system immediately generated great jealousy, anger and eventually

mindless frothing rage towards the "victim" (their term) of this machine.

All subjects were killed and the subteties of their body posture and voice

were altered in the remote veiwing records by people who were then also

killed.

Blaster-niner:

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Another unknown energy release, this system has been productized by the NRO

in a handgun factor. It acts like a classic "ray-gun" from science fiction.

It sometimes turns on its captors when it has been fired too often and

releases enough energy to destroy a small city, but always straight up so it

only kills the weilder.

Prommer basis:

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This is "ultimate essence of static programming". Anything done by this

machine cannot be undone by anything except the machine itself. It appears

to pinion reality in a way we cannot conceive of.

Himmer-nopter:

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This is a drug-system containing over 2000 separate proteins in a TK-locked

cage-system. It is the most complex drug-system ever developed, and was

stolen by the U.S. out of a Chinese research lab in the 1950s. No one knows

why it was developed, since it seems to only make the ingester

hyperintelligent and there are a lot of other drug systems which do that.

Liker-finer:

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This machine-drug-system-concept-reality-basis "thingy" is so bizarre that

all research on it was stopped in the 1940s. The first and only time it was

switched on, it made people come to it instantly somehow, gave them this

shimmering drug-thing to take, and then sat there until it was switched off,

which happened after the drug people got pissed at the DoD and melted a hole

in their lab and flew off to places unknown. Some of the drug still remains

in high-DoD contain, and it is now called Lop-Licker.

Propaganda finer:

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This machine drags humanity along a "propaganda spire" and appears to pinion

reality in a manner similar to the prommer basis machine. Major world

governments use these machines to direct and control their populations.

Gray energy:

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This is a high soviet system which gives infinite energy, as well as being

hyperintelligent with all-knowledge and gron.

Jackson knock:

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This knock has never been analyzed properly. It appears to move the family

it was taken from into power without their knowledge.

Crystal and Glass:

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This system came on-line in the early 1930s and has never been switched off.

It has done many things, but the most important one is to try to teach

humanity about "actic pinions", which is a hypercomplex social engineering

knocktor. This knocktor is supposed to be completely out of time and

represents an optimal way for humanity to flower and grow in science and

technology and culture and arts and sexuality cores etc etc etc without

hurting ourselves.

Homniferous:

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Another human-optimality system like Crystal and Glass, this one focuses on

a return to nature-ific systems and the generation of hyper-lifeic systems

expansor core. Most people who know both of these systems say that C&G is

much superior to Homniferous....

Omnificence:

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"Magnificent omniscience" was developed in the mid 1950s as a way to get

past ultra-omniscience. It contains the essence of all optimality flows,

and generally seems to give people what they need instead of what they want.

There is absolutely no free will when omnificence is involved.

 
Unknown research projects part 2

mixer knock/jackmix:

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Mix-wavers were developed by the soviet military in the late 1940s. They

were initially considered too dangerous to use, but later computers refined

the theory to acceptable levels of safety and Jackmix (the US Military term)

was the result. Russian "Gedanya" satellites, which contain a huge number

of emissers of various types, come with a Jack-mixer ("Stelo-na") which can

control the universe. So do US Navy hypersat type fives, circa 1983.

pasture layer:

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The "layer" part of this is a bit of a misnomer - the truth is that no one

really understands what this thing is. It was taken from the mind of a

psychic cow - cows are far more psychic than humans. It was never machine-ized,

only turned into a psionics power, because it is such a high level of reality.

master wander hyper fiper niper on my kiper (no shit):

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The real descriptive name for this power goes on for weeks. It can, like many

other powers designed by the military, do just about anything, with an energy-

limitation caveat.

blooey gun:

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Another "make a knock out of this" type of matter-synthesized device. This

one was generated from a glob of phlegm. No one can get past a blooey shield.

nave rader:

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This device started life as a US Army "rad tower". It was code-siezed and

physics-basis-upgraded by the author of this document. Now it commands the

universe.

poser knock:

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Used as an unbeatable lie detector by the US Military.

trickknocktureoster:

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This "crazy thing" is very hard to define. It can do most anything, except

that it ran out of energy in the 1980s and doesn't do anything anymore.

optifactor:

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This is a legendary machine, hidden away in the bowels of the CIA headquarters.

It supposedly cannot be blocked by anything except "bone wavers" (see bone

below). It is used to torture people mentally.

manuravery:

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Also called "man basis", this is yet another absurdly high level of reality.

An old matter synthesis unit was told to duplicate a man, and was also told

to spend a year researching the problem, no matter what. Manuravery is the

result.

basic switch:

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This is a routing and switching device for telepathic datastreams. It was

designed by the author of this document. No one except me knows how it works.

bone:

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This is a thighbone from an antelope, worked with omniscience TK millions of

years ago by some primitive tribesman into a pyro-activated device of fearsome

power. No machine can block its telepathic field locks (unlimited range) or

pyro-blast assist (limited range).

hyperpool:

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The hyperpool appears to be a complex, self-aware entity located at an absurdly

high level of spacetime. No one but the author of this document has any

knowledge of this being.

 
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