Alcoholic guy calls the ambulance because after 3 weeks of drinking everyday he runs out of money and is going into detox withdrawls. The guy is shaking and in a pissy mood. I give the man Ativan at his will (good drug, makes a guy feel good inside), I feed the man with food from our ER super bowl party, I give the man a couple cans of Coke to drink (mmmm, coke), I fluf his damn pillow,....then after two hours of pampering, the man says, can you pay for my cab to get home? Fuck no! Get a job you bumb. Your entire treatmen was paid for by the tax payers and now you want us to pay for your cab ride so you can go home and get drunk again?? Holy Mother Marry, I should of killed the guy and did the world a favor.